Tuesday, 31 August 2010

The Tale of the Travelling Turkey...

Pepe, that scrawny little poult who slept with a hot water bottle back in March (see here) has grown into a very large turkey. Someone commented recently that he's much too big to fit into the oven, and might need to be cooked in two instalments: for Thanksgiving and then again for Christmas. Others, meanwhile, are not convinced that Pepe will get the chop this winter, and we're hoping they don't organise a "Poor Pepe" save-the-turkey petition on his behalf.

Anyway, after yesterday's big move, the time arrived today to move Pepe and his little gang (four young hens that we bought as tiny chicks in April) to their new home. I was expecting that boxing the turkey was going to be an event of some excitement, and was standing with a camera at the ready while the others prepared to capture him and bundle him into a large cardboard box. In the end, it was rather an anti-climax. Rite just walked over to the big boy, scooped him up in her arms, and simply placed him in the box. And here was I, hoping to get some video footage worthy of "You've been Framed." The only film-worthy moment was when Pepe suddenly tried to make a break for freedom, and flapped his big wings so hard that he almost gave Stephe a black eye!

Far more challenging was the attempt to corner and box the four hens. It took quite a while for Stephe, Rite and Tony to round them all up, while Barbara and I guarded the box to make sure that they couldn't escape once they were in it. Then we loaded the boxes into the car, and now all five of our feathered friends have moved to their new home.

Moving house again

Today is the big move. Dozens of boxes have been packed over the past weeks, and by this morning even the furniture was all lined up, waiting to be loaded into the vans. The two vans have been driving back and forward all day.

No, I'm not moving this time. This move is for the whole leadership development ministry; that's why there's so much stuff - even though there's not actually much furniture to be moved. We'll need to trust God for all the beds, etc, needed to furnish our new ministry home.

Yes, after two years in Villa Victoria (on the left below), the property that we were using as a leadership retreat centre and a base for the LDC training course, we began to pray about whether we should purchase the villa as a YWAM centre for leadership development. But it turned out that the present owner had bought the house some years ago, at a time when property prices were unusually high, and when we had the house evaluated by the bank, the evaluation came in at 100,000 euros less than the owner was asking for. He wasn't willing to take that much of a loss, and so we had to start looking for a new place to base the ministry.

An estate agent told us of another villa that had just come up for rent (on the right below.) It's a newer house - just three years old - and it's about four miles out of town, in what the Spanish call the "campo" or countryside. Like Villa Victoria, it has five bedrooms, and hopefully it will be ideal for the ongoing ministry. So the big move is happening today. Our winter seminars and next year's LDC will be held in this new location.

The most challenging part of the move, I think, will be capturing and transporting Pepe the turkey, who is now a very big boy!! Watch this space for more news of that adventure.

Monday, 30 August 2010

Hand exercises

I don't go to the cinema very often. In fact, I think I've only been four times in the past decade! I'm more likely to wait a few months and then rent the movie when it comes out on DVD. But Ada, Gabriela and I went to the movies on Friday night - to see something that was not at all typical of the films I usually watch.

It happened like this. Late one Saturday evening, a couple of weeks ago, they showed an old film on TV: the Karate Kid. It had kind of a 1980s feel about it, and it was funny to see teenage actors that we'd only previously seen in grown up roles in the 1990s. When we heard that the same movie had been remade this year, Ada said she'd like to take Gabriela and me to see it on the opening night - last Friday. I'm not usually a fan of martial arts, but this was a family film and so we decided to go along and make it a family outing.

This new version of the movie was a bit more action-packed (polite way of saying more violent) than the old one and, still sitting with my hand in a splint, I almost winced in pain as the actors did their exercises and used the side of their hand to wallop each other. Like the old movie, though, the new version of the film brought the same messages about playing fair and accepting others who are different from ourselves, and we all enjoyed it.

Meanwhile, after four weeks of immobilisation, I'm now allowed to remove the splint and begin doing exercises to strengthen the ligament and rehabilitate my thumb. At the moment, it's still really painful, and I can't bend it back or forward as much as normal (in the above photo, the injured thumb is the one at the back) but my physiotherapist friend has shown me some exercises to do, and I'm trusting things will begin to improve soon.

Monday, 23 August 2010

Have you seen the rebellious nun?

It had been a busy week and we had had several groups of people at our house for a meal. We decided it would be fun to rent a movie and just have a relaxing time on Saturday evening. Ada wanted to see a film that she had enjoyed a lot when she was younger: "La Novicia Rebelde" (which means "The Rebellious Nun.") Well, I'd never heard of this film, but our local video club boasts that they have more than 4000 titles in stock, so off we went to ask if they had this one.

"Of course," said the video lady. "It's a classic. But "La Novicia Rebelde" is its name in South America. In Spain it's called, "Sonrisas y Lágrimas" (which means "Smiles and Tears.") Well, that didn't sound much like the same movie to me, but she pointed us towards a shelf, and we headed over there - looking for "Smiles and Tears" instead of for "The Rebellious Nun."


Ada suddenly spotted the DVD and pounced on it... and I couldn't help but burst out laughing when I saw which film it was: it's known to us in English as "The Sound of Music."

So, on Saturday, when our guests left, we settled down to watch Julie Andrews in "The Rebellious Nun" aka "Smiles and Tears" - known to you, no doubt, as "The Sound of Music." It was rather entertaining to see the Austrian scenery (I lived in Austria for four years in the 1980s) and to hear all the old songs and dialogue in Spanish, rather than in German or English!

Wednesday, 11 August 2010

Traumatology and treatment...

About ten days ago (see here) I tripped and injured my hand. When I heard the doctor's diagnosis of "gamekeeper's thumb" or "skier's thumb," I recognised it right away, and remembered that I had had the same injury back in 2005 when on outreach in Johannesburg. It wasn't diagnosed promptly at that time (I waited too long before going to the doctor) and it ended up being quite painful for four or five months. So I was relieved that it was diagnosed quickly this time and that I started to wear a brace right away.

After a few days, the swelling began to go down, but the pain seemed to get more and more intense. I couldn't really sleep at nights, and just getting dressed in the morning was excruciatingly painful. Yesterday, when I was giving a French lesson to a friend who is a physiotherapist, he told me that I should have it checked again, as that level of pain might indicate that the ligament was torn enough to need surgery.

So, off I went to the local health centre, where the doctor examined my thumb and told me that I'd need to go and have further x-rays or scans at the traumatology department of a Málaga hospital. I don't really know the city of Málaga very well, so I wasn't sure whether I'd be able to find the hospital, or even be able to drive that far with my hand in the brace. It was a blessing when my friends said they would drive me there.

I hadn't heard of "traumatology" before, but this part of the hospital was traumatic in more ways than one. While I was waiting to see the specialist, we had to listen to half an hour of painful yelling from some poor guy who was having his dislocated shoulder put back into place! Another man, his T-shirt soaked in blood from a head injury, looked like a character from a bad horror movie; turns out the hatchback door of his car had crashed down on his head!

The end of the story is that my ligament is torn enough to need "traumatology treatment," but fortunately not so torn that it needs surgery. I've to keep it in a sling now, as well as a brace; I'm not allowed to swim or to drive my car for a few weeks, or to "cheat" by using some of the other fingers on the computer. Everything has to be done completely one-handed now.

Part of the daily treatment in this first stage involves sitting with my hand in hot salty water for half an hour, then "massaging" it with ice cubes for fifteen minutes, and finally rubbing in a voltaren gel before putting the brace and sling back on again. Half an hour seems really long when you're just sitting with your hand in a bucket... so I'm using the time to read my Spanish grammar book too. And after being rubbed with ice cubes for quarter of an hour, the thumb is so frozen that there's almost no feeling left in it at all. This whole process, which takes about fifty minutes, has to be repeated four or five times a day - in addition to taking the three different prescription medicines that I got at the hospital. After a couple of weeks, I've to start physiotherapy - first "passive" therapy and then "active" exercises to strengthen the ligament again. Fortunately my physiotherapist friend can help me with those.

Apart from the pain, the main nuisance is not being able to drive my car and get around; I need to go everywhere on foot, and that's really time consuming. But I'm diligently following the doctor's orders and hoping my hand will be much better by the time I go to Switzerland for University meetings in September.

Monday, 9 August 2010

A kidnapper's confession...

It was like a bad case of déjà vu! A friend told me that a stray cat (one we knew to be barely a year old herself) had had four gorgeous little black and white kittens under a bush in her garden. They were adorable, but we knew we had to get rid of them as soon as possible, because it was only a matter of time until the dog discovered them and would be in danger of getting attacked by the protective mother cat. (The dog already got a scratched cornea this time last year - probably from a feral cat on the property.)

They say that the best way to get rid of unwanted kittens is to put them in a pillowcase and submerge it for a few seconds in the swimming pool. It's quick and painless, they say.... but we decided that none of us had what it took to do this dirty deed, and so we needed to devise a different plan for relocation of our little squatter family.

We placed a cat carrier in the garden, and every day for a week we put a little cat food in it. The mother cat got used to going into the container to eat the food, and soon she would go in even if she could hear our voices nearby. The kittens opened their eyes last week and began to crawl around a little, so we realised that time was running out. On Saturday, in a subterfuge that reminded my friend of a James Bond movie, we closed the door of the cat carrier, trapping the mother inside. Then we put the babies in a cardboard box lined with newspaper and set off in the car to find a new home for all of them.

We drove into the countryside, looking for a suitable spot: where the babies would be safe from predators, where the mother could hunt rodents in the fields, and where there were rubbish bins so that she could also scavenge as she was used to. Soon we found what seemed like a perfect spot, where we could place the kittens in a little cave-like shelter under a bridge. There was a refuse collection point nearby, and several empty bowls were lying around, where local residents had apparently been putting food out for the feral cat population.
We placed the kittens safely in the shade, together with a bowl of food for the mother cat, and then we positioned the cat carrier, ready to release the mum. We expected that she would be anxious to get back to her babies as soon as possible. What we hadn't foreseen, however, was that the self-preservation instinct would be even stronger than the mothering instinct for this little one. When we opened the door of the carrier, she took off like a bullet from a gun - getting herself far away from the threat of potential captivity. We were unsure what to do at first, but decided that she would be more likely to come back quickly if we got out of the way. So we left the little ones, and drove home again. Mission accomplished.... or so we hoped.

Three or four hours later, curiosity got the better of me. I remembered reading on the internet (last year, when Tamba's kittens were born) that the mother cat won't leave her little ones for much more than half an hour, because if kittens this tiny don't drink every hour or so, they begin to dehydrate and can't survive. So I knew the mother cat must have returned to them and been with them for several hours by now. I wondered whether she'd kept them there under the bridge or whether she'd moved them one by one to a different location. So I decided to drive back and, for curiosity's sake, just take a look.

To my horror, when I got to the bridge, I discovered that the kittens were still lying there in the box, the bowl of food was untouched, and there was no sign that the mother cat had ever come back at all. One kitten was crawling around and the other three were lying very still, sleeping. As if to mock me, the headline on the newspaper lining the box proclaimed, "Mistakes that can prove fatal." I realised that if we had been the cause of this young mother abandoning her precious little ones, our leaving the kittens there alone to starve slowly was much worse than the originally suggested fate of drowning them in the pool.
I couldn't do it.... I couldn't just leave them there, so, finally, I put the box back into my car and drove two miles down the road to an animal sanctuary that takes in abandoned animals and has a vet in attendance. Of course it was now Saturday evening and the centre was closed, but two young men were still standing by the gate, getting ready to mount their motorbikes. I pulled up next to the gate, and asked them if they knew what I could do with the kittens that I'd found under the bridge.

"It's closed here until Monday," said one of the guys, peering in at the kittens. "But these are very young. They'll need to be bottle fed."

Suddenly the other guy spoke, a young man in his late twenties, who introduced himself as Oscar. "I'll take them," he said. "My Dad still has feeding bottles from the last litter he raised.... and he's been talking about getting a couple of new cats for the farm. He'll probably keep two of them himself and try to find homes for the other two."

To my great relief, I was able to hand the box of kittens over to Oscar, knowing that someone would take care of them and actually give them a chance of good homes. Perhaps that was even better than being raised to become feral cats like their mother... who, sadly, will probably be pregnant again within a few weeks and probably will never be tameable.

For those of you who are beginning to think that I spend my time here in Spain rescuing abandoned animals (I promise you, I care much more about seeing people saved than seeing animals saved!!), let me reassure you that I am not by motivation a "rescuer." This morning, for example, I passed up on the opportunity to rescue a border collie puppy... even though having a border collie has always been high on my list of things that make life fun!

Yes, it's kind of strange, but true: I was walking to the library (where I work on the internet in the mornings) and coming towards me was a lady carrying a puppy. "Oh cute," I said. "It must only be six or seven weeks old. I used to have a dog like that."

"You can have this one," she replied. "It's seven weeks, it's the last in the litter, and we're trying to find a home for it. Wouldn't you like it?"

"I'd love it," I said, "but I'm afraid I can't. I hope you find a good home for it."

And off I went to the library... to continue with my real work, and not the adventures or misadventures of animal rescue missions!!!


Wednesday, 4 August 2010

See how they grow

If you come to my house, you'll see that everyone seems to be growing up: Tobi, who used to be tiny, is now the same size as Tamba. But the biggest changes over the past year have been in Gabriela and Teddi, as you can see here. The two of them continue to be big buddies, and she's enjoying the fact that he hasn't moved to Scotland yet.

Tuesday, 3 August 2010

An unexpected trip

After having to work from home for much of last week, so that the painter could work on the house, we decided to take a trip at the weekend to the lakes near El Chorro. Ada and Gabriela had never been there before. We also took the dog with us, as it's one of her favourite places and she loves to swim all day. Just before coming home, though, I had a different sort of trip: I stumbled over a rock and put a hand out to break my fall. Suddenly the pain was excruciating, and my hand was so swollen up that driving home was rather a challenge. Turns out I've caused an injury called gamekeeper's thumb, or skier's thumb, and I've to wear a brace for the next four weeks to stabilise the joint and allow the ulnar collateral ligament to repair itself. So I'm having to do some tasks one-handed for a while, and am trusting my hand will be fine again in time for my Switzerland trip at the beginning of September (when I'll need to be able to type up a lot of notes during our university meetings.)